| Hello fellow re-arrangers of the alphabet!
I know that some of you dont live in the area and will be unable to attend the 8minute speech slam, however, we still need your help. Thats right!
We need you to rack your brain for Worcester area poets that you would want to hear retell a life story in 8 minutes or less.
Please comment here the names of people you would like to hear. Please do this before Friday of this week (Dec. 4,2009) and we will compile a list.
Thank you thank you in advance for your help.
If someone has already posted the poet you were thinking of, post it again! If a lot of people want certain poets, then those are the once we're going to try to get.
Now start thinking of poets!
Since this is a repost of the facebook message, if you've already responded to that, you don't need to repost your recommendations here. But if you want to update them, please feel free to do so either here or on the facebook.
Love you all muchly!
The Poets' Asylum organizers as represented by Liz-o :) | comments: Leave a comment   |
| Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! arrrr | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| Tonight is the 2nd birthday of the After 9 Poetry Series!!! Come down to The HOtel Vernon around...I'm gonna 8:37 pm and get some free food, free beer (for the 1st people in the open mic) and participate in a 50/50 raffle and listen to some good and fun words!!
Happy Birthday After 9 Poetry Series (aka the name changing venue of worcester) | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | gone to Shaun's for the weekend. Will see you tomorrow night at the Asylum!! | | comments: Leave a comment |
| (630): I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
(1-630): if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
wow...just...wow | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Reasons the iPhone is indeed the new popped collar.
(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
(281): How do you jack off and text at the same time?
(1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that
920): the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
(801): how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
(714): I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
That is all. Now back to the poetry | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Everyone should come to the team send off on Sunday night at Jumpin' Juice and Java. 6pm. Open mic and Team send off as we thrust our slam team into Nationals.
Come wish them luck, show your support and dont forget to get your very own 2009 Poets' Asylum t-shirt!
For more info go to www.poetsasylum.org
See you all Sunday!!! | | comments: Leave a comment |
| "Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one."
I will also point out that this particular text was from the 508 area code. maybe it's someone you know... | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Brian got enough donations in less that 24 hours to buy a new violin. If anyone donated, thanks guys. He really appreciates it. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| You may not know this, but the fiddle player from Enter The Haggis lost his violin somewhere between Maine and Massachusetts. He cant find it anywhere. So they're started the Fiddle Fund so Brian can buy a new one. If you would like to contribute to the Fiddle Fund, go here http://www.enterthehaggis.com/fiddlefund.cfm
Please go help him out. They're a really awesome fun band and Brian deserves a violin. | | comments: Leave a comment |
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